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infatuasian by Aaron26 August 9, 2007
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Inflatulation
Like the Tantric act of
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety
My cousin is goung thru Inflatulation anxiety. After that fart he was holding in got sucked bsck up his ass...Now he's worried that its going to come back around later tonight at the funeral home while giving his Uncle's eulogy..inflatulation anxiety
Inflatulation by Ann M Neesia June 4, 2018
infratuation
when a girl, group of girls, or sorority becomes suddenly infatuated with the members of a certain fraternity.
infratuation by annielemons April 5, 2010
inflatuation
An infatuation with flatulence.
Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.
inflatuation by harry flashman August 14, 2003
infactuation
a stupid way for people to spell infatuation, which is an actual word, while infactuation is the way an idiot spells infatuation
friend 1: wow! dude paris hilton is my new infactuation.
friend 2: dude yor are an idiot the word is infatuation
friend 2: dude yor are an idiot the word is infatuation
infactuation by bbbbbowers October 6, 2008
infactuation
A non-existent word that, no matter how many times you smack someone upside the head trying to correct them, they refuse to believe the word is actually pronounced "infatuation". INFA-TUATION, you stupid kids. Making me waste my time trying to reach you.
Jerkoff: "I thought I loved her but I think I was just infactuated. SIGH........"
Smarter person: "...I didn't understand a word you just said. I think you mean infatuation?"
Jerkoff: "No, infactuation. You said it wrong."
Smarter person: "...I didn't understand a word you just said. I think you mean infatuation?"
Jerkoff: "No, infactuation. You said it wrong."
infactuation by acideater1022 January 12, 2011
inflatuation
Involuntary or purposeful, passing of gas out of ones sphincter, at a sighting of an person one is attracted to
Every time my calculus teacher passes me in the hallway inflatuation happens, I cant help myself and let it rip.
inflatuation by inflatuater December 13, 2013