Gronk

something gronk is very beautiful, handsome, or hot.

OH MY GOD MINX IS SO GRONK TODAY

by rae william johnson November 22, 2020

Gronk

Someone who shows up where they are unwanted like a Haden. This term can be used for anything that is wrong, stupid, inappropriate, follows you around or silly.

Ahh no he is being such a GRONK, when I asked him to leave he would never listen.

That person always dampens the mood, I think they are being a Haden who is GRONK

by NiggahDude September 24, 2017

Gronk

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.

I'm gonna Gronk you up!

by Haxor November 21, 2002

Gronk

Gronk is a comical creature that lives in an other dimension. Atleast two Gronks have visited our dimension.

Gronk has its mouth almost always open. Most propably it makes oOOoooO-OOoOo-o-OOOoooo sound all the time.

by Petri Pelkonen November 13, 2003

Gronk

In sports, seriously injuring yours or someones knee.

"Derek Rose gronked himself in the playoffs a few years ago"

"I can't wait to gronk your Quarterback in Madden"

by therealteanor September 01, 2014

Gronk

1. Person who enjoys alternitave music.
2. Person who is NOT a jock fag.
3. Person who screwed j0r mudda.

Those gronks, They rock pretty hard!

by GRONKER November 22, 2003

Gronk

Some one who is tall and fat, they smell all the time and never have any money.

"hey man can yo buy my lunch? i left my wallet in the car, i swear to go i will pay you back man!"

by Holley November 01, 2003