A colombian hottie and ex Playboy mate who has a great pair of tits also a pochy pussy . Usually she is caught by black guys, as a result she has several hardcore scenes with jizz everywhere. Highly recommended.
by Tom Jones 12 June 17, 2010
The Polar Opposite of Miley Cyrus.
She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair
She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair
by That Urban Turban April 12, 2010
Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is extended beyond just the female's upper lip to also include the rest the area surrounding her mouth, much like a full mustache.
So I pulled out of her brown eye and proceeded to give her a Dirty Sanchez, next thing I know I'm sticking it all over her face and she's good a Filthy Gomez.
by bidou333 May 11, 2004
Johnny Gomez is the announcer and supposidly the creator of the claymation parody series "Celebrity Deathmatch" along with Nick Diamond. His model resembles that of a man in his mid thirties (Around 30-35) with dark black hair and green eyes. Johnny Gomez is more professional than Nick Diamond and has a degree in journalism. The only deathmatch he fought, was against Sam Donaldson whom Johnny fought alongside Nick Diamond. He was voiced by Maurice Schlafer from 1998 to 2002 and now he is currently voiced by Jim Thornton. His newest model features him in his 40s with brown or red hair and black eyes.
"Good Fight, Good Night" - Johnny Gomez
by Unknown28397418347 September 23, 2006
Selena Marie Gomez is a singer-songwriter, actress, producer, activist, and philanthropist. She was born July 22 in Grand Prairie, TX. Of all the the Ex acts (Miley, Ariana, Demi) She is the most successful and talented in a variety of fields. She is currently the Main pop girl and was named "The princess of pop" by billboard magazine. No other Ex act has reached her success, impact, critical acclaim and relevancy.
by SkinnnyLegend June 30, 2017
by rAINBOWNINJAPANDAMONKEYUNICORN September 11, 2011
A very short person who never brushes there hair and has a serious anger problem and thinks me big brain
Jesus Gomez is dumb
by Big brain man February 17, 2022