god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

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the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.

She'd be the fuck of your young life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

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FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

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