17 definitions by Lazar Blade

2917.31

Ohio law 2917.31 Inducing Panic

I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled

school: you might get expelled if you are charged with 2917.31
me: FML

by Lazar Blade September 20, 2021

free the homie he aint do nothin

when the feds lock up the homie

Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

whats your favorite porn category

the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...

Me: hey whats your favorite porn category

My crush: WHAT!?

by Lazar Blade September 28, 2021

qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but mess up one we

guy: qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
guy: oh wait i messed up on "we"!

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.

Guy 1: Im so bored...
Guy 2: How bored?
Guy 1: mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

by Lazar Blade March 21, 2021

okay i pull up

okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi

1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up

capybara: okay i pull up
leorio stare: okay i pull up

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021