Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"
by Laur June 25, 2003
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to get it on but not to far, just to the point where u can tell ur mom, kissing wit tongue
Reanne and Zach didn't diddle but it was expected to happen.
by $waggod May 16, 2019
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verb; manually manipulating the sweet sweet vag in any manner possible
"Sean the diddle-master stopped any form of drinking or hanging out at all so that he could diddle the BIG MAC every night...that's called diddle-dedication."

"When Meghan's friend asked about her boyfriend, she responded 'that kid sure can diddle.'"
by Shawn Vann Lare Wollton May 13, 2006
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VERB: The act of not doing anything very productive...fucking around
All they did at the mall was diddle around
by flippytale January 16, 2004
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When you are hittin’ it solid from behind doggie style and attempt to slip a finger or two (or thumb) into her tightened little bung hole for a diddle diddle but get an immediate response of “Uhhh Ahhh, No!”
Tried the old bung diddle diddle last night with Rachel. And? What do you think? Uhhh Aghhh, No! Exactly.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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To "do," as in fornicate.
"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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'damn, did you hear about frankie diddling that horse?'
by seamus October 15, 2003
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