zoomy

Spacey; out-of-it; removed from one's surroundings.

"Ugh, that Vicodin made me really zoomy."

by Laur June 22, 2003

Chicago

Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.

"So your from Illinois?"
"No-I'm from Chicago"

by Laur December 10, 2004

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds

***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn

by Laur June 28, 2003

cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

field

To handle or take care of

The lawyer fielded the press's questions skillfully, giving away no more information than he wanted to.

by Laur June 24, 2003

puppy love

Infatuation; a crush

Molly thought she was in love with the hot lifeguard; however, after she discovered that he was an asshole she realized that it had just been puppy love.

by Laur June 24, 2003