11 definitions by Laur
A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction.
You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox.
by Laur June 23, 2003
by Laur June 23, 2003
To have a fit; to freak out
by Laur June 24, 2003
Molly thought she was in love with the hot lifeguard; however, after she discovered that he was an asshole she realized that it had just been puppy love.
by Laur June 24, 2003
by Laur June 27, 2003
When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds
***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
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ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
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ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn
by Laur June 29, 2003
only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
by Laur April 25, 2005