16 definitions by seamus

Top Definition
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
by seamus October 09, 2003
substandard, below par

synonomous with ghetto or bootleg
Man, your car is so bush (league),
by Seamus March 10, 2003
People who are obsessed with calling others "dude" and "bro" and "dudebro."
My room mate is a brobot.
by Seamus December 11, 2004
in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
by seamus October 09, 2003
damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'
by seamus October 10, 2003
an unfortunately prudent female.
I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew.
by Seamus December 11, 2004
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