A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.
Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"
Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"
by Natti Ice October 19, 2009
A term used to describe a person with an enormous, bulbus forehead like that of a beluga whale. Although you would think it would denote a large brain, beluga heads often look mongaloidish or retarted. That being said, most retards (mentally handicapped) and dwarves (little people) have beluga heads.
I never noticed that Rihanna was a beluga head until my cousin pointed it out. I was like, HOLY SHIT! Her dad must have been Worf from Star Trek. Rumor has it that one fateful night Rihanna was in the back a limo with Chris Brown. Rihanna playfully swept her bangs from her giant beluga head to give Chris Brown a kiss. The enormity and appearance of her protuberous forehead startled Chris and reminded him of the god awful John Travolta scientology movie - Battlefield Earth and just how retarted that movie was. Out of reaction, Chris punched her so hard that Will Smith and Tom Cruise felt it.
by hyperbolicacrobaticsacadilliac May 4, 2013
That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart
by Jake March 1, 2004
by doubleunicycle June 17, 2022
An occasion where a muffin top is forced to make an important decision on whether it will possibly suck off a narwhal or if it may in fact get sauced around by a great grandma
They can be such sweaty beluga whales sometimes
by Johnny bohnatz the third June 6, 2017
Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?
Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries
Dusty: Oh i think i can
Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries
Dusty: Oh i think i can
by Dawn1234 November 18, 2007
Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
by Dogdicker November 2, 2021