8 definitions by doubleunicycle

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022
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When you jackhammer the pussy so hard she throws up and has a heart attack
I gave that chick a Dirty Osbie. She couldn't stand for 3 hours
by doubleunicycle June 27, 2021
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A grassy area, especially near a road
Person one: Some say there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll

Person two: You mean the parstage
by doubleunicycle December 15, 2021
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A slang term to reaching nirvana/ achieving enlightenment
I shreathed when I was 20 and I never saw the world the same again
by doubleunicycle November 9, 2021
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When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.
He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy
by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021
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The ultimate slur, it means whatever you want it to mean. It can be used against anyone to completely shut them down. There is no coming back from being paslooshied, you are forever stigmatized as a paslooshed person
Dude, I heard Tom got paslooshied. You can never come back once you're a paslooshed person
by doubleunicycle February 28, 2023
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