Twice Baked Potato

When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".

I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.

by Jeff Bee August 13, 2007

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan August 20, 2008

Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson August 21, 2008

Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009

Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.

Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.

by Hooyahdeepsea September 24, 2008

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 29, 2009

Fully Loaded Baked Potato

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).

Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013