God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*
by T0mServ0 February 3, 2012
Somethin that, whether it evolved or was created, whether it is related to animals or not related to animals, will ultimately end up killing it's whole population. Very self absorbed and into the idea that the world revolves around it.
Human 1: Let's go genocide each other simultaneously, while destroying the environment until we all burn in hell!
Human 2: Sounds good!
Human 2: Sounds good!
by Kilg2 March 14, 2009
by PeachyKeen July 10, 2003
My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.
by Tori222@comcast.net June 16, 2014
The only reason the human race came to possess the capability of authority was sense of pride. Because they somehow mistakingly believe themselves to be a superior breed of beast. The moment they taste the fear of knowing there's a superior breed, something seems to take control over them everytime. And for some reason, humans act merely by instinct from that point on. However, there are rare ones that have love and common sense that help others in need selflessly in person or through art, music, movies, etc. and will always be there for another always no matter what. Yet the rare humans get called fake by the selfish, spoiled, jealous, ignorant, and/or lazy humans who try to ruin the rare humans lives because they're too daft to live their own life.
Ex. 1:
*Random human obviously depressed*
Common human: "He's/She's depressed, so he/she must be emo." (Ignorance) *Starts laughing at him/her*
Rare human: *Goes to random human* "Hey, you look sad. Wanta talk about it so I could try to help? We could be friends too! I'm {name}. *Smiles* (Loving, Kindness, Caring.)
Ex.2:
Common human: *Sees random person with latest smart phone and walks up to person at first acting nice* "So, you bumpin' music on your iPhone? That's cool."
Random human: "Yeah, thanks." *Smiles*
Common human: *Had a cowardly other common human do a sneak attack to the random person while the hypocritical human that was acting nice starts beating the random human and takes the iphone and the two cowards run off* (Jealousy, Selfishness, and possibly Laziness to work for his own item him/her and the other human stole.)
Ex.3:
Random human: *Lets other borrow something of theirs, after a few hours, days, etc. needs it back.* "Hey, where's my etc. I let you borrowed? I need to use it."
Common human: *Just points somewhere* "Look for it."
Random human: "Tell me where."
Common human: *Doesn't say anything* (Laziness, possibly Spoiled, Selfishness.)
Random human: "How hard is it to say a word? Geez, this is why I lost hope in humanity, there are humans who are apparently too lazy to even say things."
*Random human obviously depressed*
Common human: "He's/She's depressed, so he/she must be emo." (Ignorance) *Starts laughing at him/her*
Rare human: *Goes to random human* "Hey, you look sad. Wanta talk about it so I could try to help? We could be friends too! I'm {name}. *Smiles* (Loving, Kindness, Caring.)
Ex.2:
Common human: *Sees random person with latest smart phone and walks up to person at first acting nice* "So, you bumpin' music on your iPhone? That's cool."
Random human: "Yeah, thanks." *Smiles*
Common human: *Had a cowardly other common human do a sneak attack to the random person while the hypocritical human that was acting nice starts beating the random human and takes the iphone and the two cowards run off* (Jealousy, Selfishness, and possibly Laziness to work for his own item him/her and the other human stole.)
Ex.3:
Random human: *Lets other borrow something of theirs, after a few hours, days, etc. needs it back.* "Hey, where's my etc. I let you borrowed? I need to use it."
Common human: *Just points somewhere* "Look for it."
Random human: "Tell me where."
Common human: *Doesn't say anything* (Laziness, possibly Spoiled, Selfishness.)
Random human: "How hard is it to say a word? Geez, this is why I lost hope in humanity, there are humans who are apparently too lazy to even say things."
by Api Berlitz August 31, 2013
Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.
Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.
Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.
Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.
Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.
by XeL March 10, 2005