1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003
Get the wankermug. Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.
1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.
2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003
Get the wankermug. by marquel January 11, 2008
Get the wankermug. 
pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves
by TS July 7, 2003
Get the wankermug. In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.
Later misspelled as "wanker".
Later misspelled as "wanker".
by Andy May 28, 2004
Get the wankermug. "The referee's a Wanker"
by Ag2k5 December 28, 2005
Get the wankermug.