swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

swivel neck

A male or female that is prone to giving oral pleasure to the male genitalia. The term refers to the fact they they now have very well developed and limber neck muscles. They can possibly be referred to as an oral athlete. Sometimes this person may have a neck shape resembling that of a pelican's.

Look at that swivel neck over there I'd bet she can give all three of us brain and not even break a sweat.

Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.

by Christobon December 17, 2007

Get swiveled

When you’re sitting in AP comp sci pri and the teacher won’t let you fuckin pee

Student: May I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Access denied!!
Student2: Get swiveled mannnnn

by YankTheKrank.net May 14, 2018

swivel head

Driver of Large trucks
Able to turn ones head 360 dergrees to see everything around you

Hey Rodney, These Truck drivers have Swivel Heads.Ex DMR Skilled Swivel Heads.
Ruined this Country

by Deputy December 9, 2007

Swivel Head

Somebody prone to crazed rages

Wow - did you hear her go off? What a swivel head!!

by as defined by... August 4, 2012

hep swivel

A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.

Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010