19 definitions by Dyslexicon
(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010
(zoom-buh)
-noun
1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.
2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.
-noun
1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.
2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.
"After all these years, you would think Nintendo could upgrade these goombas to zoombas."
"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."
"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(hat trik-er-ree) -noun
The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.
The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.
"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"
by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010
(guh-shtahl-ing)
1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.
2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.
1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.
2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.
"You can never get a straight answer from a politician. They are exceptionally good at geshtalling."
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(high-lair)
-adj.
Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".
-adj.
Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010