Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts
in the slammer
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody
case of crotch crumb."