Math 

1. Another way to make us feel like total idiots.
2. A subject we all have to learn in school even though we don't need to use most of it in our life.

1.
Teacher: More math.
Students: I don't know shit..

2.

Teacher: Give me the sine and cosine and tangent of blah blah blah.
Students: WTF?!

Math by .unknown.unknown. February 28, 2010

Math 

The only thing in this world that is certain.

Math will always be there for you. 2+2 will always =4. It’s always the same.
Math is the only thing I can trust. Math is the only thing that will be there for me.

Math is the only thing that’s there for me.

Math by magicsnowman29 July 3, 2018

math 

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

math by Brad May 13, 2005

math 

M-mentally
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.

Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!

math by Gasper November 7, 2006

Math 

really freaking boring

Math is so freaking boring

Math by Carlos Guatanamo September 14, 2007

Math 

Mental
Abuse
That

Hurts

Math means mental Abuse that hurts

Math by Littlereddevil May 28, 2016

Math 

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Math is simply mental abuse to humans my friend.

Math by WafflezRDank April 12, 2017