5 definitions by magicsnowman29

Math

The only thing in this world that is certain.

Math will always be there for you. 2+2 will always =4. It’s always the same.
Math is the only thing I can trust. Math is the only thing that will be there for me.

Math is the only thing that’s there for me.

by magicsnowman29 July 3, 2018

Catarina

Catarina is a Portuguese girl and has brown hair and brown eyes. All the boys love her. She promises to be your best friend to your face, but talks badly about you behind your back. She will always choose another girl over you. Never trust Catarina.

Person 1: OMG, I thought she was my best friend, but she’s my worst enemy!
Person 2: You’re talking about Catarina, right?

by magicsnowman29 August 23, 2019

Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 17, 2018

Shane

A handsome boy who all the girls have a crush on, purely for looks. He has no personality, even though that amazing brown hair attracts everyone. He is an idiot who doesn’t deserve the attention.

A girl and boy see Shane walking down the hall.
Girl: *sighs in adoration* I love Shane. He’s so handsome.
Jealous but Right Boy: He doesn’t deserve the attention. He doesn’t have any personality.
Girl: But Shane’s so handsome...

by magicsnowman29 July 3, 2018

Pola

A very intelligent, nerdy, yet beautiful young woman. She is a great friend if you are to her. If you are mean to her she will hold a grudge against you forever. Pola is quick to lash out at someone who is bullying her or her friends. Never anger a Pola.

Person 1: Who’s that standing up for the nerd?
Person 2: Must be a Pola.

by magicsnowman29 July 3, 2018