The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.
R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.
R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.
R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!
by TheTaliben June 18, 2017
by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006
by The Sex Godess September 18, 2007
The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.
How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.
by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018
by KFED April 17, 2006
Jon: Did you hear about that kid Logan, he masturbated using a hoagie.
Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.
Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.
by TProds July 2, 2010
Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.
Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.
Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.
Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!
by Blitzmus February 21, 2015