Definitions by KFED

cardio 

A veiled reference to the act of snorting cocaine.

Yo you wanna go do some cardio?

cardio by KFED April 30, 2006

hoagie crusher 

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

hoagie crusher by KFED April 30, 2006

tokaine

Incredibly potent weed generally produced in British Columbia or Northern California.

Gimmie a hit of some of that sweet tokaine bro!

tokaine by KFED April 30, 2006

kfed

Someone who ingests a large amount of ketamine is referred to as 'kfed'. also; Britney Spears' husband.

Sup with Kris? Oh that nigga straight kfed dogg!!!!

kfed by KFED April 30, 2006

salad fork 

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.

Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!

salad fork by KFED April 30, 2006

standing ovation 

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.

nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!

standing ovation by KFED April 30, 2006