KFED's definitions

kfed

Someone who ingests a large amount of ketamine is referred to as 'kfed'. also; Britney Spears' husband.

Sup with Kris? Oh that nigga straight kfed dogg!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006

standing ovation

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.

nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!

by KFED April 30, 2006

cardio

A veiled reference to the act of snorting cocaine.

Yo you wanna go do some cardio?

by KFED April 30, 2006

tokaine

Incredibly potent weed generally produced in British Columbia or Northern California.

Gimmie a hit of some of that sweet tokaine bro!

by KFED April 30, 2006

salad fork

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.

Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006

hoagie crusher

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

by KFED April 30, 2006