Germ worm 

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

Germ worm by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Germ-Burger 

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

Germ-Burger by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

Germ-X 

Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.

Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.

Germ-X by B3URK April 9, 2011

Germ-X 

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

Germ-X by Olga R. January 5, 2009

Germ-rat

An individual of mixed race, who is half German and half Croatian.

"Did you know my half German, half Croatian friend Pete is whats known as a Germ-Rat

Germ-rat by Bsequencer April 12, 2009

germ-xing 

When you use germ-x periodically to clean your hands because you feel dirty. can be a verb.

You shake someone's hand and use germ-x afterwards.

Have you germ-xed your hands yet?
Hold on I'm germ-xing!
Oh God Im out of germ-x!

germ-xing by Adam Sexton February 19, 2008

germ stick 

A penis infested with one or more of the various sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

germ stick by Jim Haze July 30, 2008