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2 definitions by B3URK

 
1.
Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.
Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
by B3URK March 23, 2011
 
2.
Another word describing a person's mouth and/or butthole... but more commonly the mouth since that's where most of the noise comes from half of the time.
Dude... Adrian won't shut his fucking noise hole! I'm going to go over there and shut it for him if he doesn't cork it!
by B3URK February 26, 2011