Fandango

When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials
I just got a fandango last night and now I have five paper cuts.
by Gammakill December 23, 2008
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Fandango

A code word for "orgasm".
"Lucy would you like a fandango?"
" Yes i would like a fandango."
(plural)
"Lucy would you like many fandangos?"
"Baby are you fandangoing?"
by aliciaisradtwice April 21, 2006
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Grim Fandango

One of the greatest games LucasArts has ever created. The protagonist is a skeleton named Manny Calavera who works at the Department Of Death, or DOD.
by The Fat Emu August 28, 2003
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Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020
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Grim Fandango

Half - Life is the second best, genre be fucked. Of course, this is all just personal opinion...
by NINny September 01, 2003
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Trippin' Fandango

When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).
Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.
by Flakage September 19, 2009
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Phillips Fandango

1) To evade
2) To explain with exhuberent detail, ad infunum
3) To accompany an explanation with a "sketch"
4) Manoeuvre preceeding the pat-pat-grab
That's a Phillips Fandango if I've ever seen one.
by Maurey Povich October 15, 2004
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