cabbage 

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

cabbage by Zipperhead March 1, 2005

Cabbage 

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

Cabbage by AmbientLion January 16, 2004

cabbage 

1. A term used to describe the action of turning someone's belongings inside out - usually a bag or pencil case for example.
It is then common for the items to be put back after it has been turned inside out.

1. Someone cabbaged my pencil case and put all the pens and pencils back inside.. Now I'm going to have to put it right =

cabbage by Roger Howell February 27, 2008

Cabbage 

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

Cabbage by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

cabbage 

repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting

jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...

cabbage by ms.smoov June 18, 2011

cabbage 

Implausibly large sprout. Quite scary.

That cabbage is looking at me, please make it stop.

cabbage by cactuscat September 16, 2006

cabbage 

type of marijuana that you can eat, it is often eaten to get you body stoned, usually only the parts that can't be smoked are eaten, this includes the stalks

i must have looked like such a freak, just sitting there eating cabbage from my pouch

cabbage by turnip whore April 6, 2007