Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

by Barak Bin Laden December 5, 2018

Sombrero Fever

An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.

Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.

by samdelamor December 16, 2010

chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.

Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.

by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013

Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis

I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.

by The Salty Sombrero November 28, 2010

kahlua sombrero

(n): a drink consisting of one ounce of kahlua coffee liqueur and two ounces of heavy cream or half-and-half (served over ice)

Michael Scott: Kahlua sombrero please.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.

by secondhandbandaid October 16, 2017

pussy sombrero

having a girl sit on head or face...hence "Pussy Sombrero"

Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!

"Man, I'd like her to give me a pussy sombrero"

by Jake Long Duke55 May 15, 2008

Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012