My adult daughter and son often call me to catch up on what is going on...and...quite often...I hear a toilet flush in the background. That's when I start shrieking "You're talking to me and pooping too??!? Again??!? Really??!?
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
Wife: (shouting from the kitchen) "Babe...Dinner's ready!" Husband: (responding from the bathroom) "Be a few minutes Honey...I'm making a Moop!" or "I'm Mooping, Hon...It'll have to wait!"
by BubbyBear/BabyCakesMomma February 12, 2014
Get the Moop mug.by ~Ineverknowsbest@hotmail January 11, 2008
Get the Moop mug.Someone of African decent. Someone that claims that they are caucasian, but has dark hair and dark skin; such as a Spaniard or a Sicilian.
If my daughter ever brought a moop home, I'd shoot him right in his face,
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
by Systolic November 27, 2006
Get the Moop mug.The mixture of excrement and mud on the floor of a Johnny-On-The-Spot, especially found at rainy festivals.
1. I went to the bathroom and sat my purse right in a patch of moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.
by PopeDarren October 30, 2008
Get the Moop mug.1. (noun): a small part or string on the end of the mop.
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!
Good example:
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."
Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"
(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."
Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"
(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)
by Hi Erin/Alex January 12, 2009
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Get the Moop mug.moop, derived from the word mope, no necessarily purely for fat people. To moob is tobe lazy, to moop around is to wander around at home with no plans of goals of any kind. Moop is also a sound you can make to express boredom.
Person A: We are going out, what are you up to?
Person B: I'm just mooping around.
Person A: I'm bored!
Person B: MOOP!
Person B: I'm just mooping around.
Person A: I'm bored!
Person B: MOOP!
by Pezmistic November 7, 2010
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