Menausea
Oh man I was feelin so good last night until I got a touch of menausea. Had to tell everyone to leave.
Menausea by FunnleCake June 12, 2015
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Manopause
A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.
"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"
Manopause by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006
Mehnopause
The life event in a man or woman's life when they realize their youth is completely behind them and therefore all enthusiasm has left their personality. MEH
While James looked as young as his mates, mehnopause kept this youthful gent only thinking about bills, work and knee pain.
Q: Wanna go out?
A: MEH
Q: How was work today?
A: MEH
Q: Bachelor Party!
A: MEH
Q: Wanna go out?
A: MEH
Q: How was work today?
A: MEH
Q: Bachelor Party!
A: MEH
Mehnopause by mikebellman November 19, 2012
bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)
any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb) by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010
menopausal mafia
needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds
Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.
menopausal mafia by FattyEms November 9, 2012
Manopause
A psychological condition in which a man in his mid to late 50s appears to have lost his mind and drives everyone around him insane with his crabbiness, irrationality, and flash temper. He may exhibit a "blame everyone else" approach when he is in the wrong. He may exhibit opinions that are completely opposite to what he used to have (ie. voting republican when he was a life long democrat or becoming a male chauvenistic pig when he always support women's liberation.)
"Mom, Dad just yelled at me for taking out the garbage. He said I was doing it wrong and got irrationally angry," said the teenaged daughter. "Yeah, he's in Manopause. Nothing he does makes sense anymore," said the mom.
Manopause by Daiseyheadmaisey August 5, 2008