Choosing to end one's own life for moral, ethical or legal reasons. A person faced with certain death after a horrible accident, crippling debts, impending imprisonment to name a few. Essentially suicide using one's own moral compass instead of desperation or depression as the typical vector of suicide cases.
Having been indicted on over a dozen felonies, Mr. Swartz exercised what power he had over the course of his own life and chose to 'opt out'.
The act of using facebook, twitter, or social media seen by others on a mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Typically done in a public restroom.
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,
I'd like to give a shat out to my buddy Alex! - from stall #2, men's room, Columbia Mall.
The life event in a man or woman's life when they realize their youth is completely behind them and therefore all enthusiasm has left their personality. MEH
While James looked as young as his mates, mehnopause kept this youthful gent only thinking about bills, work and knee pain.
Q: Wanna go out?
Q: How was work today?
Q: Bachelor Party!
The condition of contracting HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) through heterosexual contact. Often when it's the result of straight extra-marital affairs from either partner in an otherwise monogamous relationship.
"How in the world did Dave get HIV? He's married 8 years now!"
"Remember that trip his wife took to Vegas? 'VaJayJAIDS' from a random fark"
The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.
OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there
The act of playing 'Pokemon Go' while using a public toilet. Since you're indoors, sorting your pokemon, catching pokemon, or (s)wiping the same PokeStop while you squeeze out a Poodgeot
Dang... Bill just got a Meowth playing Pookemon Go at Shitpotle's.
the mapping of all the places where shit happens
Vehicle broke down. Adding another brown slpotch on my scatargraphy map.