HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 01, 2016

HAM

Hot ass mess

I am a HAM.

by UnicornPickle February 06, 2019

HAM

H- home
A- and
M- masturbate

HAM's the way to go

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019

HAM

1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.

1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."

by bobushka king April 13, 2003

HAM

H.ardcore, A.lcoholic, M.otherfucker

That guy over there praying to the porcelain god is a fucking HAM

by BIGham May 19, 2003

HAM

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible

Her new hair doo is a HAM!

by emjaye1205 November 26, 2010

HAM

someone that hates azns and does ._. all the time

ham is leet

by ,_, December 11, 2003