Blog

verb.
to blog.
To meaninglessly spend a considerably large amount of time writing about the considerably large amount of other meaninglessly spent time on a web log.
Hey, check out my blog, I blogged about our trip today.
by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005
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blog

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.
Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.
by corkinthewater November 15, 2006
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blog

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.
head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next
by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005
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Blogged

failure to act, due to laziness or incompetance.

derives from the inabiltity of 95 percent of web users to create web pages.
I was to blogged to mow the lawn.
by Peter Mac November 06, 2008
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blog

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.
Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.

source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes
by corkinthewater November 07, 2008
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blog

Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.
Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
by R April 26, 2006
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blog

A word that can be used to mean anything.
Especially useful when used as a substitute for a profanity.
Blogg off you loser.
Get Blogged.
What a Blogg.
by chenzo September 17, 2008
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