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67 definitions by Gunkglumb

 
1.
A word commonly used to make a yelling person shut the fuck up.
A: YOU PUT A SNAKE IN THE WATER TANK? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE. IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF...
B: I'm sorry.
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
 
2.
the color this text appears in
this text appears in black
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
 
3.
An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.
mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!
by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005
 
4.
Wikipedia is the new google.
Even if you google something, the first hit will be a wikipedia site anyway.
by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005
 
5.
short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
 
6.
A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.
Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
 
7.
Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.
Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005