Starfish

Noun: A dead fuck. Someone who may lays there, doing nothing, during sex.

Marcus went and ate Denise's Mac N Cheese in the kitchen. Afterwards, while she was on top, Marcus just laid there like a starfish and allowed Denise to do all the work.

by footinmouth December 31, 2014

Starfishing

When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.

dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.

by Goochy20 September 22, 2010

Starfish

When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.

"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"

by onefortysix November 03, 2015

Starfish

Women that lay still, almost lifeless, with arms and legs spread during missionary sex.

I fucked this bitch the other day who just starfished the entire time.

by WH0THEFUCKCARES April 20, 2011

Starfish

The act of spreading all limps and just laying there during sex

He just starfished last night and I had to do all the work it was intense

by Adriaan1012 July 16, 2019

Starfish

It's a freaking "A marine echinoderm with five or more radiating arms. The undersides of the arms bear tube feet for locomotion and, in predatory species, for opening the shells of mollusks." Not anything to do with frickin $*x!!! Or, it's something from Charlie the Unicorn that loves Charlie, and eventually gives him a wish and burns almost to death!!!

STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!

by BoredNeedHelp March 29, 2020

Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.

I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.

by Rsaint January 23, 2018