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3 definitions by Martini Muff

Tequila Taco

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

by Martini Muff April 16, 2016

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Starfish

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.

Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.

by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

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Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff August 28, 2015

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