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Procrasturbation 

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff
Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation
Procrasturbation by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012

procrasturbation 

Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.
procrasturbation by darqcyde December 23, 2008

Procrasturbation 

Putting off things so you can masturbate
John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.
Procrasturbation by Cason December 28, 2007

procrasturbation 

A teenage boys' favorite way to avoid doing his homework is procrasturbation.
procrasturbation by MAKATTACK234 October 14, 2009

Procrasturbation 

Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.
Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!

Procrasturbation 

When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.
Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
Procrasturbation by LOLKIT December 13, 2010