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Masturbating as a means of procrastinating
"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."
by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009
To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.
Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.
by forrealz69 March 31, 2010
Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.
Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.
by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles March 24, 2012
Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.
I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.
by huffalo September 19, 2006
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