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Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate. Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!" |
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| 2. | procrasterbation | ||
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to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate. "did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it" |
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| 3. | procrasterbation | ||
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when instead of getting things done you mastebate Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.
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| 4. | procrasterbation | ||
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The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer. Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"
Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams" |
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| 5. | Procrasterbation | ||
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When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work. God I really don't want to write this paper..
Procrasterbation is always a good alternative. |
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| 6. | procrasterbation | ||
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The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do. Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.
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The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating. All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.
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