Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

Whore phail by booblover December 14, 2009

Epoch Phail 

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

Epoch Phail by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

j00 phail 

j00 phail as in you fail

OMFG you noob j00 phail at everything.

j00 phail by j.manzano August 9, 2007

epic phail 

Epic Phail is used when Phail doesn't explain just how much the person or thing phails.

(Someone trips while walking, drops something glass, misses when playing basketball, etc.)
You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)

epic phail by Adam (epic) August 29, 2007

EPIC PHAIL 

To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail

Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC

1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!

EPIC PHAIL by Haydon March 23, 2008

epic phail 

The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.

Person 1: "I just died in real life dooooodzzzzzz!!!"
Person 2: "Epic phail."

epic phail by TonicX57 May 4, 2008

epik phail 

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).

Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.

Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.

epik phail by phusionmouse August 22, 2008