knee ride

practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.

After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.

by slipsheet February 05, 2005

staten island write up

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.

If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

by slipsheet February 07, 2005

Doc Martins

incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.

Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?

by slipsheet March 11, 2006

our lady on the halfshell

a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this incarnation she looks disturbingly like something found in shellfish. Frequently the shell shaped back is painted light .blue to make the statue stand out more

Look at all these our lady on the halfshell's!! This must be an italian neighborhood.

by slipsheet December 31, 2005

umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

riding nigger

to sit in the backseat of the car. opposite of shotgun.

Dan gets to ride shotgun. You have to ride nigger.

by slipsheet November 01, 2004

McDoogle

Derogatory name for an Irishman

Lay off the beer McDoogle

by slipsheet October 31, 2004