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knee ride

practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.

After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.

by slipsheet February 4, 2005

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.

He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

by slipsheet November 6, 2004

umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

rip cord

a form of chugging beer. To execute you use a old fashioned can/ bottle opener to poke a triangular shaped hole on the side of a beer can near the bottom. Hold the hole to your mouth and then pop open the top of the can. Gravity will take care of the rest. Causes one 12 ounce can of beer to be consumed in about 3-5 seconds. The ring shaped "pop top" of the can is likend to the ring of parachutes rip cord. Popular at American Colleges in the late 80's early 90's. Sometimes but less often known as a "pop top" or a "shotgun".

To proceed to alcoholic drinking more quickly begin drinking two beers simultaneously. Drink one normally while performing ripcords with the second. Do this repeatedly until you wake up in rehab.

by slipsheet February 4, 2005

bo-bo

an idiot. Someone with severely diminished mental capacities.

He's a real bo- bo. I don't know how he got hired.

by slipsheet November 2, 2004