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Usually the tiny Dick of a midget or elf
Yo man That Diddle messed up my ass
Diddle by ALASTOR666 January 18, 2020
to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.
girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"
diddle by girl7 December 30, 2006
to "diddle" is to form a gun with your gun, using your middle finger and pointer finger and being able to easily acces a hole, ususaly the vah j j, and or anus.one is diddled is a diddlee, and one who diddles is the diddler.one pleasure the opposion buy twisting the wrist and moving the pointer and middle finger back and forth in a quick motion. the oppostion becomes easily excited and arroused and begins to moan like a man fuckin a seegal. the hole beings to get bigger as proceeded. there are other types of diddle such as the "deep freeze"- ice is applied to diddle standard form, and instant peasure begins, or the trifecta diddle- using three fingers and insterting into hole and then with great intensity and anger exploding out like a trident.- all made by the great owners lord of the diddle, and co-founder diddletron
a quiet room is set with candles and a rich rape scent. the diddler chooses his choice of weapon, he proceedes with the standard form. the diddlee is in stand formation also known as the spread eagle. the diddler strikes the diddlee, leaving no mercy and a gapeing asshole...
diddle by lord of the diddle April 5, 2009
The sexual act of stabbing one or more partners, thus creating more than one hole (thus disproving the fourth hole theory). When finished, the partners proceed to shit in the stab wounds. Usually a once in a life time experience.
Bob went to that diddle orgy last week, I miss him
diddle by sirsolodolo October 31, 2011
when one elder offers candy to a younger person for a sexual favor.
Diddle by Boomer Hughes February 5, 2005
Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.
Diddle by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003