your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
the only word used to descibe your feelings towards a person the exact moment you realize you are in forever in love with them.
*boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie, girl eating popcorn and turns towards her boyfriend, only to catch him starring at her*
girl: "why are you looking at me like that?"
guy: "you are delovely, you are perfect, you are breathtaking...and i will always love you."
a girl that makes out with numerous guys, sober or intoxicated, but has no intentions of making a relationship out of it. she does this for pure pleasure and the enjoyment of the moment.
guy: "so, do you want to maybe catch a movie with me later this week?"
girl: "i don't know..."
guy: "but, we totally hit it off at that party last night! i thought you were into me?"
girl: "don't take it personally, but i'm just a makeout whore."
that point you reach when you are so tired that every single thing said or done is the funniest thing ever, you giggle uncontrollably and irrationally. the more you laugh the more you can't stop.
ben: "look at that car!"
sarah: "hahaha, omg, hahaha!"
ben: "you are so at the muffin point!"
soccer played on the beach, hands, trick plays, tackeling, pulling hair, and grabbing clothing is allowed. only real official rules are:
1. no out of bounds
2. no kicking or throwing sand in to somebody's face
mark: "it's the season opener for XTREME soccer today, you pumped?"
becky: "are you kidding me? i've been waiting for this day since the season finals last year!"
originaly used in the 2006 milkyway commercial, a shortned and funny way of saying "whatever."
mother: "you need to study for your test tomorrow!"
son: "whatev...i'll be fine."
to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.
girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"
boy: "heck yes!"