Mega-tasking

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

by Lobozzo July 16, 2008

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 02, 2011

Gas Task

Asking someone to do a favor that you know does not want to perform the task. Accomplished by using guilt, an owed debt or false pretenses.

"I totally gas task my girlfriend into making breakfast this morning"

by BoggeyDog April 06, 2022

marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.

Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.

by derpotato July 26, 2015

McTeague-Tasking

Macking on 2 or more biddies at the same damn time

"Yo dan I saw you McTeague-Tasking over there. Good looks man"

by mc-t September 12, 2012

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

task at hand

its is the current task that someone is doing that they are currently working on.

Let's not watch TV and focus on the task at hand.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004