a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!
Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.
by Deborah Spicer August 10, 2006
Get the runaway bridemug. This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
by Kaelli June 16, 2010
Get the runaway ego syndromemug. When a man is fucking a girl/guy doggy style , while holding her hair firmly. he whispers in her ear " i have aids" and she will try to runaway, but she cant because your holding her hair.
by muwhahaMAN May 20, 2010
Get the runaway horsemug. When you text someone and the recipient doesn't respond but you continue to text over a period with no more than 30 -45 minutes in between messages. The most dangerous involve speculation of the recipient's current situation. And responses by sender to possible reactions from recipient.
Her: Was that you with Belle earlier?
Me:zzzz
Her:so it was?!
Me:zzzz
her:I hope you enjoy stds becausim sure you got em now
Me: zzzz
Her:i hate you and hope you die
Me: hey I just woke up and read your Runaway text
Me:zzzz
Her:so it was?!
Me:zzzz
her:I hope you enjoy stds becausim sure you got em now
Me: zzzz
Her:i hate you and hope you die
Me: hey I just woke up and read your Runaway text
by Awes0me_sauCe July 31, 2021
Get the Runaway textmug. Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the runaway rollmug. When you go the gas pump take the diesel nozzle shove it up your Anus then start master baiting profusely until something busts .
by MFNMLB May 24, 2024
Get the The runaway dieselmug. by Mtn_Man November 26, 2016
Get the Runaway Tittymug.