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Egyptian Howler Monkey 

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.
After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey 

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)
"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

Chewbaccan Howler 

Specifically used when a woman doesn't like to swallow - after a man shoots his load into a woman's mouth, he immediately pulls out and pinches her nipple, causing her to howl in pain as she gargles on the cum – sounding like Chewbacca
Disappointed with the fact that his new woman doesn't swallow, Mark decided to top off the blowjob with a Chewbaccan Howler.
Chewbaccan Howler by Riffraff00 September 22, 2010

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. 

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Portland Howler 

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.
Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"