CFLS

CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”

Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.

by ChipSlap July 24, 2018

CFL

Clueless, Friendly, and Lagging. A friend whose heart is in the right place, but can be brainless and does not know half of what is going on, oftentimes dimwitted and mentally slow in social situations. They are slow to pick up social cues, but are still a true friend in the end and just sometimes needing help finding their way.

" My old friend, Johnny, is such a CFL at the party yesterday, I had to constantly repeat myself on where we are going! "

by MicheLin restaurant May 30, 2022

CFL

CFL stands for Cutter For Life.
Self harm or "cutters" who feel like they can never stop will use this abbreviation for some sort of discretion.

I am a CFL.

by Adylinda August 29, 2017

cfl

when "laughing out loud" (lol) just doesn't cut it now you can be "crying from laughter" (cfl)

just use cfl instead of lol or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH or any ridiculously out of control hysteria!

by crackfoxy May 14, 2011