The sound made by a dog who has just had the shit kicked, or scared out of it.
*bark* *bark* *bark* "Shut up!" *bark* *bark* *bark* " I'm going to punt you!!!!" *bark* *bark* *bark* *BERK*
by fatassmatt November 24, 2009
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It is when you take a bunch of shit and throw up on the shit and put it in a blender and blend it; and then, after blending it, mix it with a spoon, called a "Derkus". After doing all these steps pour it in a gunners mouth.
"Aw man, i want to take a Berk so bad right now."
"Hey, i just got a new derkus for my berk."
by James Lecter March 11, 2008
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1)hooking up with a girl(berka) aka berking.2) it can also be used to describe excitment or something along those lines.3) the act of drinking and/or getting drunk aka berkin, usually used when asking if someone has been drinking that night. 4) it can be used to ask a question simply by saying berk, when being used in this context it can be accompanied by the word derk. as you can see there are many uses of this word that can be used in almost any coversation.
1. did you berk with that girl?
2. oh man there is going to be some many berkas at that party tonignt, to bad i'm not going to berk with any of them.
3. are you berkin? cause you acting like a fucking tool monster./ i'm going to be berkin all weekend long
4.berk? or berk a derk?
by mike o'keefe October 25, 2007
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A burp and bork at the same time
Sickie burp bork burp berk.
by kirsto higgalouise October 22, 2011
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a MAn who is Really dumb and Kant Write english properly. he is ALso sometimes employed as a spelunKER
mark: hey whys that dog laying eggs?

walker: thats a chicken you berk.
by flojomcfly May 25, 2009
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A name given to a hot guy with a super thick monibrow. A berk is like a nerd but not very smart and very moody. Very much hates girls that sing.
He rubbed his monibrow and said "WILL YOU STOP SINGING?"
Woaahhh you MUST be a berk!!
by ChristinaXOX May 30, 2012
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Some dude on Chao Livechat. Pretty cool, but makes me jealous because of all the cool emotes he has.
Person: Oh, hi Berk!
Berk: :omegalul:
by DeLaKek October 4, 2018
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