"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
by mouse wheel April 23, 2020
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD May 19, 2018
a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
by guccigirl1738 January 5, 2017
by Timepower October 29, 2018
Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
by John snoow February 1, 2017