35 definitions by kcsknowsbest

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha

That's MY GIRL

Don't be fucking with my Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha - Kelsey and she said "I ain't worried about nothin" lol she cray cray and I love it

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Marcelo

A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.

"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

MMS

A dumb a sexy Bolivian who is definitely invited to the Cookout and can clean my pipes. ;)

Damn Marcelo, you wanna fuck me in the ass again or what? - Kelsey over MMS

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Edna

A BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman

She ain't no whale, she's a BBCW - Kelsey to Edna

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Mrs. Zentmeyer

Mrs. Zentmeyer, AKA cent mountain, do you give me permission to marry your sexy ass son?

Capers, son of Mrs. Zentmeyer, how is it gonna be?

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Mr. Ring

Someone who cheated on me with a BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman.

That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022