MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 07, 2010

myspacer

A myspace friend who is friends with a hot girl that has her profile set to private. Hence, they are a "spacer" between you and the object of your desire.

I'd love to talk to Amy, but right now she's got Cheryl as a myspacer.

by Jaybill July 10, 2007

myspace

Another stupid virus spreading website many teens use to feel better about themselves. Although it is very addicting and causes people to quit jobs, fail school, and lose all contact with the outside world. People still find it interesting to "whore" themselves to an extent until they become "famous". When most normal people don't care how many friends these people have, or how many upscale pictures they have of themselves. Fact: myspace will eventually take over the world.

A bulletin commonly found on myspace "HeY U GuYs CHCK OuT Mi N3W piX!! COmmEnt PLZ. Kthnx!"

(gag me)

by Miss. Squizz July 25, 2007

myspace

One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.

Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}

by jordiisvainduh May 12, 2006

myspace

The most addictive website around.

Made by Tom and is where scene kids and emos (however the odd chav is some times spotted) can be found. A bit like 'bebo' or 'face party' etc, you meet new people and can add your friends.

scene kid #1: Have you checked your myspace today?

secne kid #2: No dude, I'm getting myspace withdrawal symtoms

scene kid #1: I had like 50 comments waiting for me, I'm so scene

by Chloe Webb May 30, 2006

myspace

The biggest stress-out that ever was, a breeding ground for people who have nothing better to do.

Person#1 - Hey man, add me on myspace... you'll be my 600th contact
Person#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life
Person#1 - Like 1 or 2
Person#2 - Sweet... we're so cool

by Bradley Shorter September 14, 2006

myspace

a shitty ass fucking website

Girl: I got 1000 friends on myspace!!!
Boy: Fuck you

by myspace sucks September 13, 2006