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Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.
Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*
by Me mam m9 June 11, 2018
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Gobble and Go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.
by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Gobble Squabble

The scrunched up and saggy skin between your dick and the top of your scrotum when it is warm or outside or pinched. Similar shape as the wattle on a chicken.
“Babe, your gobble squabble keeps hitting my chin!”

“Did you see Kevin in the showers after the game yesterday, his gobble squabble was immaculate!”

“Grab my gobble squabble when you go down, it’ll make me cum way faster!”
by Guggilodall July 10, 2021
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by rareyelmut December 8, 2022
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Gobble Gobble!

Chicken- Fight me you pussy (Angry Context)
Cookie Monster: Fuck you bitch (Casual Context)
Student: Hey Fuck You
Teacher: What did you say
Student: Gobble Gobble
Teacher: GOBBLE GOBBLE!
by PUSSYDESTROYER6969996 February 27, 2019
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gobble the glue

When a woman gives head and swallows the load she is gobbling the glue.
When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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