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a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you
your ho is a major gobble cock
by twisted dick September 04, 2003
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giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.
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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".
His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.
by Terisaw March 11, 2017
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