A VHS tape which consists of poorly taped, and edited scenes from movies, and television randomly inserted, repeated, and paused, created by Rizzo in his basement. Poorly taped, as it may be, it still provides hours of entertainment. Mainly the content on the tape can be classified as chomedy, only two are in existance, and soon we fear that they will become extinct.
1. You're watching 15 pure minutes of Benny from Total Recall. It's the tape.
2. Schwarzenegger keeps kicking down a door whilst DeVito tries to stop him "Aw no!" The tape!
3. Out of no where Hulk Hogan is in a big rig smashing through an ambulance! The Tape.
4. What're you gonna do with those pies boys?
5. A bunch of random heads explode.
6. Oh baby take me to heaven! Your request is my demand! AW NO!!!
7. Kurt Russel keeps saying "Wang!"
by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008
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Slang for when someone or something is old; such as a cassette tape
1. “My grandma is 80.” “Wow she’s tape.”
2. “My jeans are so badly ripped, I don’t think I can wear them again.” “I think they’re tape man.”
by JenesiMar January 10, 2019
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an alternative rock / pop band, often described as indie, that spread to fame on the back of demos hosted on a blog. spread between indie kids in a matter of weeks, and by the time i discovered them through their debut LP 'The Loon' they were 'old.'
damn indie kids, they work too fast and i cant keep up.

tapes n tapes are refreshing, albeit a bit similar to other bands that i wont mention for sake of flaming.

regardless, The Loon is a fantastic album and the band is deserving of the hype.
by english___p October 8, 2006
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You ever seen those chics in the tight volleyball shorts...then you get my drift.

Also applies to the P in general if it's tight.
by Troy April 4, 2003
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Meaning a guy wouldn’t fuck you because your to fat and ugly.
Jim, Emily definitely deserves no tape tonight.
by Colen54 December 29, 2017
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The act of using a strong tape in order to increase the tensile strength of small animals (hamsters and other rodents principally) in order to be able to have sexual intercourse with them without bursting them (and desturbing the sexual experience).
That Bulgarian was so well hung, that it was a good thing he'd been taping that hamster or else it would've gone splash!
by Leif Clemens December 12, 2006
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1) To literally use the phrase "on the tape."

2) When a cop beats up a person of color and the beating happens to be recorded by phone, mini-DVR, VHS, or Beta tape.
1) Ralph: "So, are you on the tape?"
Bianca: "Of course I'm on the tape."
Ralph: "Wow, you are on the tape."

2) Shenaynay: "Ledasha was arrested yesterday and the cop really roughed her up."
Denarnar: "Is she on the tape?"
Shenaynay: "She is on the tape, and she gonna make so much money, you won't believe it when she sue the city."
by Simple Simian September 7, 2014
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